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[gottaswing]

say hi to Gabi

it sounds like he

wait, that Jack guy is definitely white, right?

Mobile I'll be back to Ryan in a sec

[hoopsandharmonies]

She says hi and good luck

It sounds like what? Because you know Ryan. He's been posting lyrics when he announces shows but...Ryan never just randomly posts lyrics I think

Yeah. Yeah Jack is definitely white. Gabi says he sorta looks like me??

excellent

[gottaswing]

no, he never does I think

does he? well, Ryan did use to have that crush on you

[hoopsandharmonies]

Don't remind me

Point being pretty sure Jack (or me!) have blackberries so...

[gottaswing]

you have a blackberry? what does that have to do with anything

[hoopsandharmonies]

I'm trying really hard to make a point without pointing out that berry is a euphemism for dick and juice is...well. You get it.

[gottaswing]

I know that! I'm just trying to figure out who he is talking about!

[hoopsandharmonies]

...WHY ARE WE FRIENDS????

[gottaswing]

I WANT TO BE SURE

[hoopsandharmonies]

I like how you drive five hours when you weren't even sure

Take it from me. I'M sure.

...Ryan Evans wouldn't kiss you like he did if he wasn't in love with you dude. I know true love kisses

[gottaswing]

why are you saying that now and not before

[hoopsandharmonies]

Because you were both really hurting and Kelsi and I, as much as we wanted you to to fall into each others arms and declare your undying love, knew you guys needed some time apart so you could heal and Ryan could get his head straight

[gottaswing]

What if I did that with you and Gabriella?

This is because I can't sing, isn't it.

[hoopsandharmonies]

Man, you TRIED to do that with me and Gabriella remember? You and Taylor broke us up.

Also YOU told me that I had to leave high school behind and Gabi was getting a head start.

[gottaswing]

That was junior year, that doesn't even count anymore. And we fixed it!

See? It's totally because I can't sing.

[hoopsandharmonies]

Only because we were miserable! And so now I'm fixing it so shut up.

Just impress him with some dance moves and he'll probably kiss you for hours.

[gottaswing]

I don't dance.

Though I might.

[hoopsandharmonies]

Dude you were dancing in the gym the night we played one-on-one I'm not blind

...what if, on the off-chance, he says no?

[gottaswing]

You were hallucinating from the asskicking I gave you

then I'm going to disneyland alone

[hoopsandharmonies]

Yeah whatever

Oh you are not. I don't think he'll say no though...anybody reading between the lines can see he's pretty miserable without you

[gottaswing]

I'll go to disneyland and show your picture around, get you a job

yeah?

[hoopsandharmonies]

I'm not gonna get a job at Disneyland!!

Yeah dude...he posted an album in July of old photos of all of us. He keeps posting lyrics from Hairspray that're romantic. He hasn't even Wicked'd for months and the other day I saw him post a selfie of him in a hat that didn't match his pants. It's pretty bad

[gottaswing]

WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME

everyone is talking about that arent they

[hoopsandharmonies]

The power of technology allows for mass messaging

Zeke wanted to send him "feel better" cookies but Sharpay yelled about Ryan getting fat. Kelsi's been the only one constantly in touch with him but Gabriella's the one who pointed out the difference in Ryan's smiles in our EHS pictures and his Hairspray pictures. So. Maybe?

[gottaswing]

...don't you crazy kids have any soap operas to watch?