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[hoopsandharmonies]

FROM: SUBJECT: SORT BY: Most Recent Chad Danforth to Troy Bolton Since I'm writing emails anyway (8/16) Chad Danforth to Troy Bolton You can't say no to me. (6/10) Chad Danforth to Troy Bolton Man (2/20) Fwd: Troy Bolton to Ryan Evans to Chad Danforth Fwd: Dude? Not. Cool (2/7) Troy Bolton to Gabriella Montez Sooo... (1/24) Chad Danforth to Troy Bolton (no subject) (1/24) Troy Bolton to Chad Danforth Sooooo... (1/16) There are 7 messages.

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[gottaswing]

...did you ever ask if she's ready for more? What if she's thinking the same thing about you? I mean, not that I wanna pressure you into having sex, I'm just wondering.

He doesn't, he just likes me because I'm so pretty.

I'm watching every game they show. You do what feels right to you.

[hoopsandharmonies]

How am I even supposed to ask her that? There's not really a casual way of bringing it up in the conversation. Whatever.

Pretty normal. I rest my case.

"I don't know where to go, what's the right team? I want my own thing so bad I'm gonna scream.
I can't choose, so confused, what's it all mean? I want my own dream so bad I'm gonna scream."

[gottaswing]

'Hey, Gabriella... Do you ever think about having sex with me?' Ta-da. It's sex, Troy, not the Dark Lord's name, you can talk about it.

Dude, what the fuck, I'm so much hotter than normal!

...is that your dramatic ballad? Does Kelsi write those for you or do you just make them up while you dance?

[hoopsandharmonies]

Then YOU ask her.

Okay actually don't ask her. Please don't ask her.

I'm not confirming or denying that my friend. Ryan might try to melt me with his mind or something.

Oh shut up it's not a dramatic ballad!

...I made that one up during senior year actually.

[gottaswing]

I think she'd be a bit confused if I asked her if she thinks about having sex with me. It might almost be worth it for her reaction.

I don't think Ryan minds people thinking I'm hot. He probably likes it.

Sounds about right. And you feel the same way now?

dramatic ballad

[hoopsandharmonies]

If you do it, don't tell her I put you up to it!

Okay yeah maybe but that's because the Evans twins aren't exactly above having trophies. I've seen you drool in your sleep when we were kids. Totally not sexy.

IT'S NOT A DRAMATIC BALLAD.

And yeah. I guess I do. Why?

[gottaswing]

Do you want me to find out if she wants you? Because I'm sure I can somehow. Or Ryan can.

That's just human. I bet Gabriella does that too sometimes.

WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU CALL IT?!

Just trying to figure you out so I can help you figure that out. How does theater feel?

[hoopsandharmonies]

Oh man, I wish you'd asked me that sooner...

She does not don't you dare ruin that image for me. We've shared a bed enough times for me to know she doesn't drool. So there. Ryan probably does though.

A SONG? I DON'T KNOW IT'S NOT A DRAMATIC BALLAD THOUGH!

I like it. I like being able to sing and act because it sort of feels like home.

[gottaswing]

How come?

I've shared a bed with Ryan two times and I'll have you know that not only doesn't he drool, but he also wakes up with his hair looking adorable.

DRAAAAAAAMAAAAAAATIC BALLAD

Then I don't see why you shouldn't focus on that. You're talented, dude, you should do what feels right for you. We'll always have basketball.

[hoopsandharmonies]

May or may not have just texted her.

And you said I'm cheesy? Man you've got it just as bad as me.

AT LEAST MY DRAMATIC BALLADS ARE COOL!!!

Dude you know why. I'm talented on the court, too. If I'm following that logic I should keep doing both.

[gottaswing]

And? What's she say?

I'm not cheesy, I'm reporting facts.

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT COOL IS!!!

Do I have to underline the important bits? You should do what feels right to you. Even if you decide you wanna be a mime and you suck at it. Just make sure you keep up in school, I don't want you to end up without a degree.

[hoopsandharmonies]

I'm apparently an idiot and she wants to know why I'm so embarrassed about it that I'm texting her.

I refuse to believe it til I see it and I'm not sharing a bed with Ryan anytime soon.

OH TEACH ME THE WAYS OF COOL MASTER CHAD!!!

Lucky for all of us I'm not gonna be a mime. Also that's hilarious coming from you. Are you even doing your homework this term?

[gottaswing]

I'm guessing that means she wants you? Good for you, man!

Not ever, he's mine.

I'VE BEEN TRYING FOR YEARS!!!

Of course I am! More or less on time. It seems less like a waste of time now.

[hoopsandharmonies]

I hate everything because she's still 30 miles away and I have to go home for Christmas instead of figuring out what to do with that knowledge.

Selfish.

YOU'RE NOT DOING A GREAT JOB THEN!!!

It really is a waste but they tell us we have to if we want a degree. I kinda want a degree.

[gottaswing]

You could try phone sex. Talking. And in emails. It's working for me.

Over Ryan? You can bet your sweet ass I am.

YOU'RE JUST A HORRIBLE STUDENT!!!

You'll get a degree. Hey, can't you study at Juilliard? You'd live closer! :D

[hoopsandharmonies]

...I think Gabi wants to scientifically study my dick. My girlfriend just told me we should figure things out and do it like an experiment.

I can't blame you. I'm selfish about Gabriella still. But she's probably more comfortable than Ryan for cuddling.

THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD FIX YOUR CURRICULUM!!!

Hah. I don't think so dude, my degree won't work in Juilliard. I love California.

[gottaswing]

She's probably just using words she's used to. Your fault for choosing a nerd.

We're not doing a compare and contrast here!

MAYBE YOU SHOULD DO YOUR HOMEWORK!!!

Damn. I like California, but it's too far away.

[hoopsandharmonies]

I love that she's such a nerd though, it's adorable.

Because you know I'd win?

WHY SHOULD I DO MY HOMEWORK WHEN THE HOMEWORK'S STUPID?????

Guess we're just gonna have to settle for coast to coast visits, huh? Why'd we decide to go to schools on opposite sides of the country again?

[gottaswing]

Dork.

Nah, I don't even like books. They're all squishy. I imagine.

YOUR FACE IS STUPID!!!

I have no idea, love or some bullshit like that.

[hoopsandharmonies]

She called me an attractive dork.

You imagine? You were with Taylor for how long?

YOUR HAIR IS STUPID!!!!

Man. Do you ever wonder if anybody else would ever believe us if we told them about us?

[gottaswing]

Yeah, she's an unreliable narrator.

You met Taylor. You really thing she'd let me touch?

HEY, TOO FAR, NOT COOL!

They'd want to make a movie out of it.

[hoopsandharmonies]

Like you're not with Ryan? Whatever man.

...okay. Okay, good point. They're pretty comfortable, sometimes I lay on Gabi's when we're watching a movie or something. But I guess you're more into the flat broad feeling?

HAHHHH I WIN!!! TAKE BACK ALL OF THE BAD THINGS YOU SAID ABOUT MY BALLADS.

What would that movie even be about? Oh look, a boy and a girl meet in an unlikely way and sing about their feelings a lot? And drag everybody else with them?

[gottaswing]

I like listening to his heartbeat. In a cool and not romantic way.

I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT THEM YOU RIDICULOUS PERSON!

Yep. They'd have to cut down the gay, but yes.

[hoopsandharmonies]

...I guess that could be pretty cool.

OKAY I'm tired of yelling. Remind me not to share the one I have for the golf course at Lava Springs...

You don't have a lot of gay actually. Not as much as some of my California friends. Also if they did they'd have to cut Ryan period.

[gottaswing]

...do share them, I wanna hear.

They can't cut Ryan, he's my favorite. :(