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If I said "what email" how much would you buy it? Also how the hell do you know I wrote an email to Evans?

…you're welcome. I'm not letting anybody get away with that.

He told me you had sent one and I asked him to forward it. He just told me he's proud that I told you.

What, will I find out that you wrote nasty emails to Taylor, too?

…the Evanses are so messed up sometimes, I don't get it.

Of course not. Taylor would use a lot of words I'd have to look up plus she's Gabi's best friend. I'd be crazy to do that. Besides she didn't hurt you like Evans did.

How're you doin' buddy?

Nah, it's just his way of trying to help me. I think. Support and all.

Although I still don't get her explanation for dumping me, so maybe I should get out a dictionary some time.

And how's that working out for you?

Could be better.

What's wrong? Or is it just the same thing?

Mostly the same thing. Also he's dating. And I'm an idiot.

Also I need to tell my parents I guess. Do you wanna switch? I'm sure I could make Gabriella happy.

You're not an idiot, and how do you know he's dating?

As much as I would like to share my girlfriend and come out to your parents for you, I don't think that's how it works.

Hey. Gabi and I are coming home at the end of the month for a long weekend…like the weekend after Valentine's. If you want me to come over to your place…moral support, you know?

I am, trust me. And he just about said it. It makes sense.

Whenever I suggest something fun for us to do, you don't wanna!

Troy, they're already gonna think that I'm gay for you. You can bet they'll talk to your

oh my god Coach will find out

"Just about" and "Actually doing" are two different things. Sure you're not jumping to conclusions? Not that I don't believe you because he's kind of skeezy as hell...

Sorry, cupcake. I'll be more open-minded in the future.

Dude you're not, right? It's just an Evans thing. Not that I'd care but I mean okay maybe a little but dude.

…dude. I'll talk to my dad. It'll be fine. Everything's gonna be fine, okay? We're in this together.

He is not skeezy, Troy. Ryan's a great guy. And, no, not conclusions.

You better be or I see no future for us.

...dude, Ryan hasn't cast some magical charm over me or anything. And it's Ryan, not Evans.

Oh yeah, your dad will be just fine. Maybe you live in Gaylandia.

Thanks.

Skeezy, attention-whoring, whatever. I don't get it and it's not my business but I still think you're better without him. He's a cool guy to hang out with, you know I like him. I didn't have to invite him to my party. He's just…not a good guy for you to date, probably.

I'll change, I swear!!

Dude I'm just checking.

Gaylandia would be a kickass place to live and you know it. I think. Actually I don't know.

I'm serious though. You don't have to do this by yourself. Okay?

Why not?

Checking whether I've been love-potioned?

For me, maybe, apparently. You, not so much. Reminds me of when Ryan told me he used to crush on you.

Maybe we can meet up to throw some hoops. Think we could put a team together?

Because he's selfish, Chad. Evans, at the end of the day, puts his needs before anybody else's. Just like his sister. I don't know what happened but it's like New York made him go back to the old Ryan Evans.

You don't think the Evans twins have enough money and a personal scientist to do that?

Maybe not so much. I'm sorry, I just choked. Evans used to have a crush on ME?

Maybe get some of the new Wildcats together…everybody's coming back for Spring Break as far as I know so we can at least do a quick game then. I wouldn't object to a game of one on one in my backyard though. Away from…all of this.

I don't know where you're getting this from, because I don't think he is and I think I know him better.

Maybe, but they don't need anything like that for the effect. Look at Zeke.

Everyone used to have a crush on you or still does, you look like a fucking Disney prince and you're always nice.

Sounds like a plan, I miss playing.

I'm just going off of what I can see and what I've heard from his conversations with Gabriella. His Facebook still doesn't say he's in a relationship though.

Zeke's sort of an exception to every rule we've ever had. It didn't work on me.

I'm not sure if I should be flattered or freaked out. Both? I do NOT look like a Disney prince.

Let's go. Maybe you can come visit us, too.

Maybe it's not that serious yet or maybe he's being considerate. Because he is.

True that. Damn good baker, though.

I'm mostly thinking it shouldn't be news to you. And you look like the love child of Prince Philipp and Eric.

I'm saving money but I forgot why, so maybe.

Or you're reading into things. Evans doesn't date. He's proven that.

I'm really bummed he's so far away because I miss his cookies so much. The white chocolate chip ones.

It sort of is and I do not! I'm a living person! Although Prince Phillip took on a dragon and that's pretty cool so I guess I'll take it.

Come. Please come? It'll be good for you and good for me.

His name is Ryan. And he wanted to date, I think, just not me.

He needs to start sending out care packages. I'm hoping Sharpay will get fat.

You do. I could take a poll and everyone would agree. Also Eric took on the giant drag queen octopus, that's even more badass.

Are you coming on to me? ;)

He's still on my shit list. He's Evans. Also that's still bullshit. If he wanted to date someone who wasn't you he shouldn't have dated you. Not that hard.

Dude she would kill you if she ever found out it was you suggesting it. Zeke would though, you know that. That's the sad part. Let's do it.

That is pretty badass but I don't think so. I dare you to take that poll then just because I'm curious.

I want you, I need you, oh baby oh baby.

Seriously though. Come here. Gabi and I miss you.

He thought I'd be different than I am, I guess. And that the not being out yet thing would bother him less.

What do I care, Sharpay already wants to kill me for what I did to Ryan. And/or bribe me, sometimes it's a bit difficult to tell. Also, cookies for everyone!

I'm posting a poll to my Facebook and no one can stop me!

Sorry, darling, I'm saving myself.

...you told her, didn't you?

That's still not okay, Chad. Why should you be the one who's hurting while he's doing whatever the hell he's doing?

Sharpay wants to kill everyone all the time, Voldemort-Twin involving or not. I'm gonna text Zeke right now and tell him to start rolling out batches of cookies.

Oh my god you are not. Dude, come on! I was kidding!

But I'd treat you real nice.

…she figured it out before I did. She just didn't say anything because she knew I didn't know. So now we both know. You know Gabriella, she's smart. Smarter than both of us.

Because he's in NYC, making his dreams come true and I'm benchwarming over here. It's not as if him being miserable would change anything.

I could go for some cookies right now, so, yes, please do so!

Just looking for the right pictures for evidence. ;)

Apparently I'm not into that.

How the hell could she figure it out?! It's not about the pants swapping again, is it?

Making his dreams come true on someone else's dime. Typical. Him being miserable would make me feel a little less bad for at least 20 minutes...

Already texted him with an SOS. Expect something in the mail tomorrow :)

You're the worst friend. Ever.

Chad...

...um. No, I'm pretty sure it has to do with you flipping out on Voldemort-Twin's Facebook when he posted that picture of him and that Jack dude.

Dude.

Jeez.

I regret nothing

Never do that again

No promises

Yes promise

Nope

YES

MAKE ME

I'LL SIT ON YOU

THAT THREAT HASN'T WORKED SINCE THIRD GRADE

YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH WEIGHT I GAINED SINCE THEN

I JUST SAW YOU A MONTH AGO

I BULKED UP SINCE THEN

YOU'RE FULL OF IT

HENCE I'M HEAVY

DUDE WHATEVER

I WIN

FOR NOW (jfc that is the most accurate description of Troy Bolton ever.)

FOREVER (I pulled up references and everything)

NOT EVEN (I love it so much)

FOREVER AND EVER (so making that poll)

NEVER AND NEVER (hahah yes plz do)

LOSER

JERKFACE