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[hoopsandharmonies]

I'll sing it for you in person, how about that?

I'm not going to let them cut Ryan but wow you completely outcheesed me, congratulations.

[gottaswing]

Do you need a golf court for them?

That doesn't even count, no one suggested we cut Gabi completely!

[hoopsandharmonies]

It's my romance movie, we can't cut out my love interest.

And no I don't need a golf course for my golf course ballad but it'd help.

[gottaswing]

We could replace her!

Alright, I also need a baseball field when I'm insisting on not dancing.

[hoopsandharmonies]

With WHO?

I'm pretty sure we could just use Lava Springs for a lot of stuff. Think Ryan's parents will let us use their club?

[gottaswing]

I don't even know. Sharpay! There we go.

Let us use their club for your love story movie?

[hoopsandharmonies]

I'm not having Sharpay as my love interest! Don't even joke about that.

Sure. Sharpay might actually let us have full access to everything.

[gottaswing]

Ryan won't, you jerk cut him out of it. :P

...are we seriously talking about this, because I can no longer tell.

[hoopsandharmonies]

Oh my god fine I will include your super-gay baseball game that I totally missed and even include the bit where you guys changed clothes. Better?

I don't think we've been serious for like the last half hour.

...thanks dude.

[gottaswing]

You're just jealous you weren't there. We can put in a shower scene.

You're probably right.

Never try not talking to me again.

[hoopsandharmonies]

Wait a shower scene for you and Ryan, or a shower scene for me?

Usually am dude.

Yeah, yeah I got it. I'm now thinking of how I've got the greatest brother in the world and how the hell phone sex works. Seems normal.

[gottaswing]

Let's do both, we'd get so many more viewers.

I'm not even sure. You just start talking about what you'd like to happen right now.

[hoopsandharmonies]

You got it. Any other requests?

...that how it works for you and Ryan?

[gottaswing]

Nah, I'm good.

Pretty much. Although to be fair, he actually knows what he's doing, so that probably helps. But, yes, it's just all: 'I want to kiss you.' and goes from there.

[hoopsandharmonies]

Cool, now let's just go find a Hollywood director and pitch the idea. Think Disney would take it?

Yeah, right. Guess that makes sense. ...does it ever freak you out that he knows more than you do?

[gottaswing]

Only with the gay staying ambiguous and no shower scenes, I'm afraid.

Not so much anymore. It used to, especially at first, because he talked about how much he's going to miss sex and how it's not easy to give that up for me and stuff like that, so that sucked.

[hoopsandharmonies]

Ambiguity's almost worse because you can get away with a lot more. I like it.

Wow that's weird. And rude. At least I don't have to worry about that with Gabs, but she just told me she and Taylor have talked about this.

[gottaswing]

We'll be famous!

Taylor had very strict guidelines on where I'm allowed to touch her, I'm sure her sex life is just riveting now.

...I love Taylor, really, just. Wow.

[hoopsandharmonies]

Wait, do we want that?

Yeah that's what I thought too but I'm just going off of what Gabi said. Taylor thought I was going to try something and when I didn't Gabi thought I wasn't ready.

Sometimes Taylor ruins lives.

[gottaswing]

We totally do, we'll get all the fame and chicks and stuff.

That's hilarious! Can I tell Ryan, because I just laughed for a minute. You never tried anything? Are you sure you're straight?

[hoopsandharmonies]

The fame and the fortune and more?

Oh for--NO you can't tell Ryan, wtf! I kissed her and stuff and we've slept in the same bed and I was just being polite okay?

[gottaswing]

You got it, darling.

How very polite of you. Come on, didn't you ever wake up with a hard on?

[hoopsandharmonies]

I mean yeah obviously a lot. What's your point?

[gottaswing]

And you never thought about...

Do I have to draw you a diagram?

[hoopsandharmonies]

I know how sex works, asshole. I just never though about doing it with Gabriella when she never said anything, okay?