[He has to be good at passive-aggressive, he's Sharpay's brother. Everything would be in musical code so it'd be shit like:
"My road of good intentions led where such roads always lead, no good deed goes unpunished"
"One question haunts and hurts too much, too much to mention: was I really seeking good, or just seeking attention?"
"You can laugh, but life's a test! Don't do this, don't do that!"
"If there's a prize for rotten judgement, I guess I've already won that."
And then flat-out just passive-aggressive like "Well I suppose since I'm Too Distracted to Focus, I'll be in the studio all day until I die." So much dramatic.
If he felt it was necessary he would. And then have to explain to Gabi what he's doing :P But he totally would if he needed to because they've been friends too long to let Chad flounder.
Luckily for Ryan indeed. If Chad asked he would freak the FUCK out, like emailing Kelsi flailing freaking out. Evanses are proud creatures. He'd be wounded and also just really flustered. He'd deserve it to be honest though.]
[Well, Jack, that's what you get for dating an Evans. Chad would see them, but not assume Ryan not being happy has anything to do with him. From his point of view, Ryan might maybe still have faint what if feelings on it all but otherwise seems to definitely have moved on.
...omg, I don't think that would work or that Chad would ever actually seriously suggest it, but can you imagine Troy "Embrace Every Role" Bolton pretending to be someone's boyfriend?
I take that last paragraph to mean: Yes, please, do it. So I think Chad might.]
[Jack will learn that Evans children are drama children. Everything would be fine otherwise.
Troy would try SO HARD to be a pretend boyfriend jfc. Like smother him with hugs galore and buy him dinner and be the perfect gentleman. I imagine Gabriella laughing her ass off actually. Chad might not even have to suggest it, Troy would just. Try. Because Troy.
Also you know me so well. Let's do it. Just expect Ryan emailing Kelsi.]
[I like how Chad treats the drama, but he's a lot better at cutting through the bullshit with Sharpay, because then there are no FEELINGS.
...omg, I want it to happen just because I imagine it being hilarious, I don't even care if it makes any sense. Imagining Troy tackling that is just too entertaining for words.
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"My road of good intentions led where such roads always lead, no good deed goes unpunished"
"One question haunts and hurts too much, too much to mention: was I really seeking good, or just seeking attention?"
"You can laugh, but life's a test! Don't do this, don't do that!"
"If there's a prize for rotten judgement, I guess I've already won that."
And then flat-out just passive-aggressive like "Well I suppose since I'm Too Distracted to Focus, I'll be in the studio all day until I die." So much dramatic.
If he felt it was necessary he would. And then have to explain to Gabi what he's doing :P But he totally would if he needed to because they've been friends too long to let Chad flounder.
Luckily for Ryan indeed. If Chad asked he would freak the FUCK out, like emailing Kelsi flailing freaking out. Evanses are proud creatures. He'd be wounded and also just really flustered. He'd deserve it to be honest though.]
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...omg, I don't think that would work or that Chad would ever actually seriously suggest it, but can you imagine Troy "Embrace Every Role" Bolton pretending to be someone's boyfriend?
I take that last paragraph to mean: Yes, please, do it. So I think Chad might.]
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Troy would try SO HARD to be a pretend boyfriend jfc. Like smother him with hugs galore and buy him dinner and be the perfect gentleman. I imagine Gabriella laughing her ass off actually. Chad might not even have to suggest it, Troy would just. Try. Because Troy.
Also you know me so well. Let's do it. Just expect Ryan emailing Kelsi.]
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...omg, I want it to happen just because I imagine it being hilarious, I don't even care if it makes any sense. Imagining Troy tackling that is just too entertaining for words.
Just got her an inbox!]
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He'd also sing him a love ballad and stare longingly for the record.
YES I will hit that up in a sec <3]
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Well, of course he will. Chad will find it all very disconcerting.
I almost feel sorry for Kelsi. Though, on the other hand, so inspiring!]