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FROM: SUBJECT: SORT BY: Most Recent Chad Danforth to Troy Bolton Since I'm writing emails anyway (8/16) Chad Danforth to Troy Bolton You can't say no to me. (6/10) Chad Danforth to Troy Bolton Man (2/20) Fwd: Troy Bolton to Ryan Evans to Chad Danforth Fwd: Dude? Not. Cool (2/7) Troy Bolton to Gabriella Montez Sooo... (1/24) Chad Danforth to Troy Bolton (no subject) (1/24) Troy Bolton to Chad Danforth Sooooo... (1/16) There are 7 messages.

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[hoopsandharmonies]

Wait, do we want that?

Yeah that's what I thought too but I'm just going off of what Gabi said. Taylor thought I was going to try something and when I didn't Gabi thought I wasn't ready.

Sometimes Taylor ruins lives.

[gottaswing]

We totally do, we'll get all the fame and chicks and stuff.

That's hilarious! Can I tell Ryan, because I just laughed for a minute. You never tried anything? Are you sure you're straight?

[hoopsandharmonies]

The fame and the fortune and more?

Oh for--NO you can't tell Ryan, wtf! I kissed her and stuff and we've slept in the same bed and I was just being polite okay?

[gottaswing]

You got it, darling.

How very polite of you. Come on, didn't you ever wake up with a hard on?

[hoopsandharmonies]

I mean yeah obviously a lot. What's your point?

[gottaswing]

And you never thought about...

Do I have to draw you a diagram?

[hoopsandharmonies]

I know how sex works, asshole. I just never though about doing it with Gabriella when she never said anything, okay?

[gottaswing]

Who did you think about doing it with?

[hoopsandharmonies]

...wait a minute, that's totally a trap question! Obviously when I'm jerking off I think of Gabi.

[gottaswing]

Yet it never occurred to you to ask her to, I don't know, give you a hand?

[hoopsandharmonies]

I didn't want to pressure her into anything!!!

[gottaswing]

So in LA I told Ryan I didn't wanna go further and we didn't. It's called communication, you can do it about sex, too. It's even legal in most states.

[hoopsandharmonies]

I'm going back to New York and punching you in the dick if you keep making fun of me.

Look it just didn't matter that much to me because I wanted to be with her, okay? And I've had my mind on other stuff. Gabi understands...I think.

[gottaswing]

Sorry. Sorry, I'm done. Promise.

Just. Dude. Time to find out what you're into.

[hoopsandharmonies]

I'm straight. I know what I'm into.

[gottaswing]

You do know that there's more to sex than just gay or straight, right?

[hoopsandharmonies]

I'm not stupid. I know how sex works. Why?

[gottaswing]

Because I'm not so sure you do...

I mean, I'm no expert, but I did read up on stuff and talk it out and all.

[hoopsandharmonies]

Whatever, if you're so smart then what part am I missing out on?

[gottaswing]

Well, I don't know. Like, Ryan and I have talked about me marking him, biting and stuff? Foreplay and all that.

[hoopsandharmonies]

...I mean Gabriella and I can figure out foreplay.

...I don't even know what she likes.

[gottaswing]

That's what I'm saying, you gotta figure it out. I mean, I'll still have to figure out a lot of stuff by actually doing it, but talking about it was pretty hot already.

Where would you even start?

[hoopsandharmonies]

Um. Making out? Probably?

[gottaswing]

Alright, I know you can do that.

I think girl parts are more complicated than guy parts. Sucks to be you.

[hoopsandharmonies]

Obviously girl parts are more complicated, we don't have them.

...I mean I'd probably just ask her what she'd want, right? Just to make sure we're on the same page.