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[hoopsandharmonies]

Cool, now let's just go find a Hollywood director and pitch the idea. Think Disney would take it?

Yeah, right. Guess that makes sense. ...does it ever freak you out that he knows more than you do?

[gottaswing]

Only with the gay staying ambiguous and no shower scenes, I'm afraid.

Not so much anymore. It used to, especially at first, because he talked about how much he's going to miss sex and how it's not easy to give that up for me and stuff like that, so that sucked.

[hoopsandharmonies]

Ambiguity's almost worse because you can get away with a lot more. I like it.

Wow that's weird. And rude. At least I don't have to worry about that with Gabs, but she just told me she and Taylor have talked about this.

[gottaswing]

We'll be famous!

Taylor had very strict guidelines on where I'm allowed to touch her, I'm sure her sex life is just riveting now.

...I love Taylor, really, just. Wow.

[hoopsandharmonies]

Wait, do we want that?

Yeah that's what I thought too but I'm just going off of what Gabi said. Taylor thought I was going to try something and when I didn't Gabi thought I wasn't ready.

Sometimes Taylor ruins lives.

[gottaswing]

We totally do, we'll get all the fame and chicks and stuff.

That's hilarious! Can I tell Ryan, because I just laughed for a minute. You never tried anything? Are you sure you're straight?

[hoopsandharmonies]

The fame and the fortune and more?

Oh for--NO you can't tell Ryan, wtf! I kissed her and stuff and we've slept in the same bed and I was just being polite okay?

[gottaswing]

You got it, darling.

How very polite of you. Come on, didn't you ever wake up with a hard on?

[hoopsandharmonies]

I mean yeah obviously a lot. What's your point?

[gottaswing]

And you never thought about...

Do I have to draw you a diagram?

[hoopsandharmonies]

I know how sex works, asshole. I just never though about doing it with Gabriella when she never said anything, okay?

[gottaswing]

Who did you think about doing it with?

[hoopsandharmonies]

...wait a minute, that's totally a trap question! Obviously when I'm jerking off I think of Gabi.

[gottaswing]

Yet it never occurred to you to ask her to, I don't know, give you a hand?

[hoopsandharmonies]

I didn't want to pressure her into anything!!!

[gottaswing]

So in LA I told Ryan I didn't wanna go further and we didn't. It's called communication, you can do it about sex, too. It's even legal in most states.

[hoopsandharmonies]

I'm going back to New York and punching you in the dick if you keep making fun of me.

Look it just didn't matter that much to me because I wanted to be with her, okay? And I've had my mind on other stuff. Gabi understands...I think.

[gottaswing]

Sorry. Sorry, I'm done. Promise.

Just. Dude. Time to find out what you're into.

[hoopsandharmonies]

I'm straight. I know what I'm into.

[gottaswing]

You do know that there's more to sex than just gay or straight, right?

[hoopsandharmonies]

I'm not stupid. I know how sex works. Why?

[gottaswing]

Because I'm not so sure you do...

I mean, I'm no expert, but I did read up on stuff and talk it out and all.

[hoopsandharmonies]

Whatever, if you're so smart then what part am I missing out on?

[gottaswing]

Well, I don't know. Like, Ryan and I have talked about me marking him, biting and stuff? Foreplay and all that.

[hoopsandharmonies]

...I mean Gabriella and I can figure out foreplay.

...I don't even know what she likes.