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[hoopsandharmonies]

...I think Gabi wants to scientifically study my dick. My girlfriend just told me we should figure things out and do it like an experiment.

I can't blame you. I'm selfish about Gabriella still. But she's probably more comfortable than Ryan for cuddling.

THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD FIX YOUR CURRICULUM!!!

Hah. I don't think so dude, my degree won't work in Juilliard. I love California.

[gottaswing]

She's probably just using words she's used to. Your fault for choosing a nerd.

We're not doing a compare and contrast here!

MAYBE YOU SHOULD DO YOUR HOMEWORK!!!

Damn. I like California, but it's too far away.

[hoopsandharmonies]

I love that she's such a nerd though, it's adorable.

Because you know I'd win?

WHY SHOULD I DO MY HOMEWORK WHEN THE HOMEWORK'S STUPID?????

Guess we're just gonna have to settle for coast to coast visits, huh? Why'd we decide to go to schools on opposite sides of the country again?

[gottaswing]

Dork.

Nah, I don't even like books. They're all squishy. I imagine.

YOUR FACE IS STUPID!!!

I have no idea, love or some bullshit like that.

[hoopsandharmonies]

She called me an attractive dork.

You imagine? You were with Taylor for how long?

YOUR HAIR IS STUPID!!!!

Man. Do you ever wonder if anybody else would ever believe us if we told them about us?

[gottaswing]

Yeah, she's an unreliable narrator.

You met Taylor. You really thing she'd let me touch?

HEY, TOO FAR, NOT COOL!

They'd want to make a movie out of it.

[hoopsandharmonies]

Like you're not with Ryan? Whatever man.

...okay. Okay, good point. They're pretty comfortable, sometimes I lay on Gabi's when we're watching a movie or something. But I guess you're more into the flat broad feeling?

HAHHHH I WIN!!! TAKE BACK ALL OF THE BAD THINGS YOU SAID ABOUT MY BALLADS.

What would that movie even be about? Oh look, a boy and a girl meet in an unlikely way and sing about their feelings a lot? And drag everybody else with them?

[gottaswing]

I like listening to his heartbeat. In a cool and not romantic way.

I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT THEM YOU RIDICULOUS PERSON!

Yep. They'd have to cut down the gay, but yes.

[hoopsandharmonies]

...I guess that could be pretty cool.

OKAY I'm tired of yelling. Remind me not to share the one I have for the golf course at Lava Springs...

You don't have a lot of gay actually. Not as much as some of my California friends. Also if they did they'd have to cut Ryan period.

[gottaswing]

...do share them, I wanna hear.

They can't cut Ryan, he's my favorite. :(

[hoopsandharmonies]

I'll sing it for you in person, how about that?

I'm not going to let them cut Ryan but wow you completely outcheesed me, congratulations.

[gottaswing]

Do you need a golf court for them?

That doesn't even count, no one suggested we cut Gabi completely!

[hoopsandharmonies]

It's my romance movie, we can't cut out my love interest.

And no I don't need a golf course for my golf course ballad but it'd help.

[gottaswing]

We could replace her!

Alright, I also need a baseball field when I'm insisting on not dancing.

[hoopsandharmonies]

With WHO?

I'm pretty sure we could just use Lava Springs for a lot of stuff. Think Ryan's parents will let us use their club?

[gottaswing]

I don't even know. Sharpay! There we go.

Let us use their club for your love story movie?

[hoopsandharmonies]

I'm not having Sharpay as my love interest! Don't even joke about that.

Sure. Sharpay might actually let us have full access to everything.

[gottaswing]

Ryan won't, you jerk cut him out of it. :P

...are we seriously talking about this, because I can no longer tell.

[hoopsandharmonies]

Oh my god fine I will include your super-gay baseball game that I totally missed and even include the bit where you guys changed clothes. Better?

I don't think we've been serious for like the last half hour.

...thanks dude.

[gottaswing]

You're just jealous you weren't there. We can put in a shower scene.

You're probably right.

Never try not talking to me again.

[hoopsandharmonies]

Wait a shower scene for you and Ryan, or a shower scene for me?

Usually am dude.

Yeah, yeah I got it. I'm now thinking of how I've got the greatest brother in the world and how the hell phone sex works. Seems normal.

[gottaswing]

Let's do both, we'd get so many more viewers.

I'm not even sure. You just start talking about what you'd like to happen right now.

[hoopsandharmonies]

You got it. Any other requests?

...that how it works for you and Ryan?

[gottaswing]

Nah, I'm good.

Pretty much. Although to be fair, he actually knows what he's doing, so that probably helps. But, yes, it's just all: 'I want to kiss you.' and goes from there.

[hoopsandharmonies]

Cool, now let's just go find a Hollywood director and pitch the idea. Think Disney would take it?

Yeah, right. Guess that makes sense. ...does it ever freak you out that he knows more than you do?