Evanses as in both of them.

Thanks a lot buddy.

Am I the only one who didn't notice this? What the hell.

…ah. Wow. Leave it to him to sleep with his director to get a part. I'm honestly surprised he's dating at all, that doesn't add up. Maybe they're not that happy.

I wouldn't be if I were dating the guy. His music taste sucks and he likes tennis. Who the hell likes tennis? Also he's studying to be a film major with an acting minor. And he's got, like, 500 friends who the hell knows that many people when their profile was just created last year?

And his hair's stupid.