Skeezy, attention-whoring, whatever. I don't get it and it's not my business but I still think you're better without him. He's a cool guy to hang out with, you know I like him. I didn't have to invite him to my party. He's just…not a good guy for you to date, probably.

I'll change, I swear!!

Dude I'm just checking.

Gaylandia would be a kickass place to live and you know it. I think. Actually I don't know.

I'm serious though. You don't have to do this by yourself. Okay?