...you're kidding me. I mean, I joked about that, but seriously? Is that part of why you wanted to propose? I mean, why not? I know she's in church and all, is it that?

...now you're making it sound as if he has a normal people fetish.

If you're not feeling it, there's nothing wrong with quitting. And if your father gives you grief about it, just tell him you're getting a sex-change.

He likes hats and baseball's kind of a thing with us, so.