Nah, we just had sex over the webcam the next day. And we have phone sex and stuff. See? Honest.

Well, rich Gabriella would still be a different person than Sharpay. Hey, maybe Gabriella will get rich some day, you never know. But I told Ryan he has to make your dreams come true. And, yeah, like 160 or something. It looks pretty cool. I mean. For Ryan.

It totally doesn't, what the hell?