Ha ha ha, you wish. Um. About the first part, not the second. Wait dud did you actually sleep with Ryan in LA? BE HONEST.

I'm glad you two finally approve of each other. She loves you too. Not as much as me though.

I have a lot of yacht pool dreams. And sunbathing dreams. And hanging out with my friends on a yacht in a pool sunbathing dreams. I wouldn't like her the same if she was rich, otherwise I'd be with Sharpay and Zeke would murder me. Or at least throw scones at me. ...did you really get him a $100 baseball hat?

It makes complete sense.