Which pisses me off a lot. I told Chad we're running away together for Thanksgiving so I don't have to even look at them. [Kelsi's also going to see Troy's own small mean streak. It's pretty microscopic.] I don't have to hear "I told you so" and he doesn't have to hear "I want grandkids."

[There's a very, very long silence. And then he mummers.]

That wasn't me, Kelsi. That was Gabriella. She's the one that changed everything. [So he thinks.]